Jokes

That cracks me up!

What's better than a talking dog? A spelling bee! (Mrs. Cochran)

what do you call a snail on a ship? a snailor

why did the chick cross the road? becuse he wented to catch a ride for free montel

what do you do becusei am a chickin

what do you do becusei am a chickin

why did the cat cross the rod? because hewotid t

there was a boy at school and the teacher ask the class if one of the student can sing the abc's and the boy raise his hand and he ask if he can go to the bathroom and the teacher sade frist do the abc's abcdefghiklmno qrstuvwxyz now i know my abc's now you may use the bathroom i don't need to go anymore because i just went in my pants